Very Funny Conversation!

acerimmer · Posted: 01.05.2007 01:11 Post subject: Very Funny Conversation!

Read this conversation.......it is too funny. (sad in a way, that such a high ranked player can accuse a fellow player of cheating...........but bloody hilarious)

art · Alter Hase Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 325 Location: USA

statistics bear you out Ace. "Sensing" a general is not so hard. Did you put 3 bombs in a row left to right, or down a column?
In your initial game that you played DerMeister that took 2 hours, I remember him being upset when he discovered your setup that time also.
I suppose he expects all to put the marshall and general at c3 or d3
g3 or h3 without exception, and if you don't follow that method, you must be cheating.
When you've beaten everyone who plays you, I imagine maybe skill and experience are the reasons you are putting his 1700 rank to the test.

Good job.
Now admit that you know his wife and she has just emailed you a screen shot of his setup.

unbiasbob · Alter Hase Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 604

ROFL. Great post Ace

jerry · Posted: 01.05.2007 08:04 Post subject: Have Another..

*Jerry* Sends the Dermeister a Konig Pilsener "Gebraut nach dem Reinheitsgebot" Award winning Beer..I suggest drinking a Six Pack

Cheers Jerry.
_________________
"The Thunder From Downunder"

giovedi · Fortgeschrittener Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 99

I'm glad that someone finally discovered the elaborate plan you came up with to become the no.1 on gravon.
Now that "DerMeister" mentioned it, I can honestly say that I too was uspicious about how you could "see" my setup...

I took action imediately...
The hidden cams have already been removed, the request for the divorce from my wife who sent you screenshots of my setups will be completed soon ,
my kids which sent you relevant information about my attacking-strategy are on their way to a siberian labour-camp and my dog has been brought to a animal shelter...

So what can you do now, after your evil treachery has been revealed and your little helpers are unavailable, ey?

I can promise that you'll have to expect heavy seas ahead the next time you play me, my friend!

_________________
Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter.
Try Again. Fail again. Fail better!

acerimmer · Posted: 01.05.2007 15:33 Post subject:

You guys got me!

OK I will come clean!

I have 3 methods of deviously foul means to gain info on setups.

The first as you already mentioned.......is the wife/gf of players e-mailing you guys setups. It is so easy......I just send a pic of Sadi......and tell them I can get you guys to play less.....by beating you all day long.....thus resulting in you spending more time with your partner. They love this idea and send multiple setups.......almost immediately. Who can blame them?

My second form of survailance is a little more complicated..........it is a tooth cam which is fitted to several players front teeth. I (unknowingly) hypnotised these people and fixed the device with the help of the partners of these players. It gives me accurate info but with a slight time delay......but great results.

My last device is the glasses cam......which is solar powered though a small solar panel on the wearers head. It relays entire setups instantaneously and comes with a 5 year guarantee. I see everything you see.........funny really. Some of the sights I have seen is unreal............Not mentioning any names........BUT who plays Stratego in a pink frilly dressing gown?........YOU know who you are!!!!........hehehe

ruben87 · Posted: 01.05.2007 17:03 Post subject:

Why are you mocking with Dermeister, Ace? Hoping to make him even angrier?

Is it really so that hackers can see set ups (if they want) like Dermeister says? I hope not.

giovedi · Fortgeschrittener Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 99

ROFL

Very nice post, Ace.

What desperate measures you came up with in order to remain No.1 ...it's even worse than I thought.

Oh, and Ruben:
You should neither mess with Ace nor doubt his hacking-abilities...if you don't want to be blackmailed for dress-code-errors...

_________________
Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter.
Try Again. Fail again. Fail better!

acerimmer · Posted: 01.05.2007 18:57 Post subject:

ruben:
You really need to get out more!
You have no sense of humour what-so-ever!

I never even mentioned DerMeister's name in my last post. I am joking with the guys about a fictitious situation of spying setups.......it is a joke!
If DerMeister gets upset about the first post.........then he should refrain from calling players "cheats". I have no regrets at making fun of his comments. I either take his comments in humour OR I get offended at his comments.
I am trying to take them with the humour they are comparible with.

If you lack the sense of humour to laugh at such things.......then that is your problem.

Lighten up!

I guess your words about "everyone starting with a fresh start" are false.

Your words in your post above........seem to be quite provocative and very needless. I guess you still got your spoon.......stir stir stir......we will cause trouble for ace......stir stir stir..........lmao.

the ruben87 motto = "I have a spoon and I am not afraid to use it"

Maybe I should call you rubey spooney.................I can just imagine you in a duell at dawn........The referee asks you......pick your choice of weapon (meaning pistols, swords etc) and you choose........SPOONS!

My advice to you is loosen up......enjoy life, get laid (if you can

) and generally stop moaning and stirring trouble.

ruben87 · Posted: 01.05.2007 19:24 Post subject:

Show some respect please. Go to the WC stratego and try to beat Dermeister there. Try to beat me there. If you are looking for a challenge.

And you are the one who cause problems. The aim of your post is just to make a fun of Dermeister and tell everybody you beat him 3 times etc.

giovedi · Fortgeschrittener Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 99

After Rubens first post I thought it would just be his typical lack of humour or plain ignorance.
But now I'm seriously worried about an alien currently hiding in the netherlands and pretending to be a stratego-player named ruben87.

Ruben, for your sake I hope that you don't believe in the rubbish you are writing once again.

Ace is causing problems?

I already had some doubts about the "new start" you offered, especially after you placed emphasis on you not reacting anymore to insults, presenting you as the vicitim...*pf*

The dialog Ace posted clearly speaks for itself and everbody makes a fool of oneself as good as possible...
"DerMeister" obviously seemed to be an expert, altough I'm not sure whether you're the master or the apprentice...
_________________
Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter.
Try Again. Fail again. Fail better!

ruben87 · Posted: 01.05.2007 19:43 Post subject:

Everyone his own opinion.

acerimmer · Posted: 01.05.2007 20:00 Post subject:

ruben: I merely copy and pasted a conversation which was an open conversation between me and DerMeister.
I then lent a little humour to his obsurde comments and made light of very offensive remarks HE made about me.

As for your comments......they are typically ruben like (provacative and unwanted).

You challenge me to beat you and DerMeister in real life

Why would my game be any different in real life to playing online?

Do you suddenly become good in real life?

You challenge me.......as if you are actually a good player. Where exactly did you finish in that tourney last week? 1st? 2nd?........maybe 3rd?

NO.........13th out of 22.

WOW.......I think maybe I should be worried!

As for DerMeister...........I expect an apology from the guy.
A classless act........calling someone a cheat................just because he got his ass handed to him on a plate for the 2nd time in 3 days.

unbiasbob · Alter Hase Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 604

unbiasbob · Alter Hase Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 604